I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think my fart just growled at me.
My cat gives me a boner
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I have surprise drugs for everyone
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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