Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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