My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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