this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Randomize
