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at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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