You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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