You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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