The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I love you. Go after that dick
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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