I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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