Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Someone shit on the floor
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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