Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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