absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
