Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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