Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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