I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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