I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i just google imaged poop.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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