Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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