There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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