There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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