I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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