We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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