well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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