I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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