just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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