Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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