He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
