Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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