hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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