Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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