I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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