i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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