He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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