at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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