I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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