its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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