hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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