There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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