That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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