Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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