You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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