quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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