i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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