Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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