I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize
