i just wanna soil my oats bro
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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