Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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