I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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