i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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