haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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