Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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