so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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