no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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