White coat. Heels.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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